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A song dedication from Truebie @skarlett. ♥ it!
Lafayette Reynolds // Merlottes Fry Cook
A song dedication from Truebie @skarlett. ♥ it!
*****************WINNER IS @slyabney
Hey y'all @HBO has given me 2 tickets to give away to Out 4 Blood a concert featuring artists from HBOs True Blood soundtrack - CC ADCOCK , JOHN DOE , JACE EVERETT, TODD LOWE & Many More in Los Angeles for this friday January 29th!
How To Get Tickets:
Super easy! Comment below with your @username sayin' you want the tickets for this show. I will put all the user names into http://www.random.org and it will pick the winner of the tickets. Good luck!
The winner will be picked tonight Wed. January 27, 8pm cst.

Thanks fo' playin' True Blood #TBtrivia Twitter game. Hope you had fun!
The winner of this round of #TBtrivia is @rengajer. Congratulations on being an intelligent, quick-witted and astute Truebie!
A'ight a lil competition is good fo' da soul!
This trivia game will cover True Blood Seasons 1 & 2. It will happen on tuesday nights at 9pm central for 4 weeks starting January 19th.
Each week the winner who gets most points will receive a True Blood poster and the person who gets most total points over the 4 weeks will get a poster and a Fangtasia t-shirt.
Starts Tuesday January 19th 9pm central.
How it works:
DO NOT @ your answer only DM. @'s wont count!
Sample #TBtrivia question: At the Hotel Camilla, who's name did Jessica tell Leon to yell out after she glamored him? A: Becky Eubanks
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@SookieBonTemps and I have gotten some DM's from tweeps saying thanks for doin' Bites for Blood. These tweeps were in a life threatenin' situation and needed blood to survive and that blood that saved their lives comes from donations by people just like y'll. So If ya can PLEASE donate real blood. It only takes one hour and could save somebody's life.
If you're interested in giving blood more information is available on the Red Cross website here. If you would like to make a direct donation to the Red Cross, you can make your contribution via credit card or PayPal here. Follow @RedCross on Twitter.
Thanks to everybody who's been donatin' drops to Bite for Blood!

Ever since @SookieBonTemps created True Blood Twitter Thursday we've been searching for ways to easily view the show. We've finally found a service that allows you to view the stream in real time. Mixtweet is an awesome service that lets you group people into viewable lists that update in real time.
Mixtweet has even given us our own True Blood url mixtweet.com/trueblood.
For each True Blood Twitter Thursday we will update the list with the characters that will be part of that weeks story. So the list will change accordingly all you need to do is follow along.
You can even login with twitter and use Mixtweet to tweet from just like a twitter client. Create your own viewing lists as well. I've been using it and the interface is so streamlined and simplified it makes grouping people super simple and fun.

Lets see where da hell are we?
Ok So @VampireBill was vamp napped and nobody knows where da hell he is. @SarahNewlin shows up at Merlotte's cryin' ta @jasonBT about a vamp @SteveNewlinjr has tied up in da FotS basement. Is da hookuh lyin'? Who knows but anybody wit hair dat big is hidin' somethin' and it aint her secret puddin' recipe. So @jasonBT thought he was going to be the hero and drive @SarahNewlin back ta Dallas and free @VampireBill. I know da boy is lackin' IQ's fo' every inch but I didn't think he was that dumb. Our lil' mind reader over heard them and ran home snatched @JessicaHamby off a trucker and took they ass ta Dallas. So @SookieBonTemps and @JessicaHamby were in hot pursuit of @SarahNewlin and @jasonBT. @SookieBonTemps texts @jasonBT tellin' him ta go to Carmilla Hotel and wait for her and they would make a plan at rescuin' @VampireBill. So Sookie Jessica and Jason all head over to the FotS church. Jason has a run in with @SteveNewlinjr and say a few unsavory words. Jason comes to the realization that Steve actually sent Sarah in the first place. Sookie makes her way to the FotS basement only to find a starving vamp and it's not @VampireBill. It is a young vampire named @NocturnalMarco. Needless to say Sookie is a helpin' soul and rescues Marco. They make their way up to the sanctuary where Sookie confronts Steve demanding to know where Bill is. Hookuh even gives him a laser hand job to da face. Meanwhile all this is goin' on @JessicaHamby is holdin' guard out front of the church. Jessica is attacked by 12 LODI soldiers and Amanda Jayne. They messed wit da wrong impulse challenged virgin. She left a trail of dead LODI soldiers all da way to Sarah's hot tub. Steve said the C word ta Sookie and Jason bein' the protectin' big brother hit him in the head with his gun knocking him unconscious there by destroyin' any chance to get more info. So they all hightailed it outta there and went back to the Carmilla The very next night Sookie runs inta @EricNorthman and he asks her to mind read someone. She agrees but not wit out payment. Dats my hookuh get da green! She learns from @PussyLover_9 dat he was gettin' his V from me and reselling it to @BatWingMgr. Sookie was hopin' @PussyLover_9 had a connection to da FotS whom she knows is responsible for Bill's capture. This whole time @SteveNewlinjr has created a new vamp containment facility NPCF and a new protege @RobinHarsh. They are currently holding Bill in an unknown location. Who helped the FotS capture Bill? Lorena, Eric, The Queen?ok hookuh ya want ta be fabulous well I'm here, yours truly ta tell yeah how.
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